Sugar & Spice and everything nice..

Women; you may be the fairer sex, but...

Insane Clown Posse: Miracles

WTF?!?! Really?



The SNL skit nailed this.

Raaaaaaaandy!!! Mixtape coming

Raaaaaaaandy!!!!!

Y'All Ain't Ready for Raaaaaaaandy!!!

If you don't know who Aziz Ansari is; you need to know.. Aziz is currently on the NBC comedy, Parks & Recreation, and is currently appearing in many hit movies, including this past summer's Funny People.






Check out the DVD extras on the Funny People DVD for one of the most clever bios I've seen in a long time.

Mark my words, this dude will be a household name...

Stay tuned for his mixtape with radio jock, Dave Sitek, in February 2010.

By the way.. Yes he has a DJ with him on stage.

Another reason I'm glad to have a son

Twitter you crack me up...



The father should be happy. Volvo is the safest car on the road. If it were a Ford she'd probably be pregnant.

I Threw It On The Ground

The latest from The Lonely Island.

I"m not a part of your system...



Bonus video: For The Win

Insurance Companies PSA

If you spell something wrong, do you really deserve surgery??

Don't you hate it when...

There's too many d**ks on the dancefloor..

Not Gonna Sit In Silence

I have no idea why I love the movie Hot Rod, but I do. It was on TV again last night and even after the numerous times I've watched it, I still laugh..
I guess its the 13 year old boy in me loving physical comedy.. And maybe I have just as hard a time as Andy Samberg's character in growing a mustache. Plus I always wanted to defy death..
This is one of my favorite scenes from Hot Rod; featuring the song, You're the Voice by John Farnham.
Its so 80s inspirational themed. (If that even makes sense). The fact that it goes totally chaotic is the icing on the cake...

This movie also makes me REALLY want to buy this t-shirt...

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Not much I can say about this, as I am trying not to fall out of my chair laughing. I won't be surprised when this shows up on SNL.

This one goes out to my homies Scenari-O & Crayze..
Peep the tribute to Napoleon Dynamite with the water bottle.



You can download the track here.

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Not much I can say about this, as I am trying not to fall out of my chair laughing. I won't be surprised when this shows up on SNL.

This one goes out to my homies Scenari-O & Crayze..
Peep the tribute to Napoleon Dynamite with the water bottle.



You can download the track here.

Hipster olympics

Continuing from Hipsters in Space.
Hobos are the new Unicorns...

Made Me Laugh

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility...

Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'
A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?'
A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'
A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'

Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'
A : 'Yes sir, we do!'

Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'
A: 'Yes sir, I do.'

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'
A: 'Yes sir.'

Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'
A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'


The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line

Soulja Boyz II Men

Sorry Wanya...